sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

I work for an international drug cartel

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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